nathan-is-gay:

gay is ok so i am ok n.t is cool

theshieldandthesword:

i hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

shiny-ebooks:

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i want a relationship like this 

tickettoheaven:

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal
I’d say it’s pretty fucking
bananas

subuurbanwaste:

ol dude on the right is like “just dont look just dont look just dont look”

smilingemoticon:

“just a doodle” “here’s something i did in class” “ugh this was really fast”

spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

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babyferaligator:

urinatings:

FACT: ocean

this is not a fact i asked my mom

swiftingthrough:

say “no” to peer pressure

supahbeefcakes:

he was a boy

she was a girl

can I make it any more obvious

pau1y:

Me and my mom text